Log #4: The shortest (by interesting) course and Mr Ballen

 To be fair I took this course before by it was held by the company that I was talking it from though I took it again for shits and giggles at the university of British Columbia!   So this mould investigation course would take the average person to take and under stand for the duration of a few months!   Though I took it again though I wanted to take it again it was the duration of an Ottawa to Toronto flight, that being said I took me not even that.  Just an hour to get the whole thing done. Now you might know or would like to know that I am a neurodivergent human being.  Particularly very very mild high functioning autism which shorten the learning time and course duration by not even half  most of the time.  And I was able to get this course down pat within an hour…..yes an hour, the length of time that would take a normal average person to do one lesson though I got all of it done with in an hour.   That being said I found the quizzes were straight forward and I was able to feed my brain with out issue.   The last time I took this course I savoured this and made it ‘last’ for 3 days!  Though it was supposed to be a few months for completion though I got my certificate in three days!   Not even a fraction of the time that normal people would take.   This was very interesting and I was able to enjoy this with out issue!     That being said I got most 90s and 80 in my quizzes ans i love to show you some of the goods!

I very pleased to show you this bunch of marks, the course it self was free as the air you would breath and it was fun too take.   Now this was supposed to be for people with university degrees though I passed this sucker with out a university degree!   I rather a curious cat, which is a sign of genius iq, now my iq i tested was 196.  So I can do this rather easily.   Though I am very intelligent, I was more seen as satanic and demonic in the school system i was in and was unfortunately put in special ed though my poor brain would be starved of everything of value except for nutrition and air.   I could not feed my brain properly as a kid as the school, hellementary school was brain washed into thinking that gifted was satanic/demonic.   Which is not the truth.   I first learned about this field of study when I was about 10 to 12 years old.   And I was watching forensic files then and wanted to learn more about the black mould the staccybotris mould (I may have misspelled this name).  I wanted to learn more about this stuff…. But at that time the internet was very limited and so were my parents patience!     So the fact that I was able to get this certificate (in a few days) is really an honour for my brain!  

That being said there a lot of mould that could effect you, though there is only two that will screw you to death literally to death, just look for the ones with biohazard signs that would literally kill you !  This is a bastard of a list of different moul!  Some I was able to pronounce and some are something out of a fantasy novel sounding names!   That being said it lots can cause allergic reactions breathing problems though a few have are been found from outside and some (most) are caused by water damnage!   Though some (two) seem to be biohazardous this being said it should have been 3 months, this was so interesting that I needed to learn more and more about these happy bastards (microbes) that I could not help but learn about this all at once.  

This is the stuff that I would have learned earlier on by my parents and the school system was holding me back, way back!  That being it was not until high school that I was discovered as gifted.   I am just surprised that it took me an hour to do this, though I enjoyed it.  It was asking for comments on the course as if I would have ideas of the course improvement though I thought the course was on point.  That being said I took this course years ago like 3 or 4 years ago just to tickle my brain!  Though it did just that. The fact that it was a short university course was great though I enjoyed it I could not comment on improvements on the course.  It was on point!

Then onto something  more fun to read about to you guys, Mr. Ballen!   This YouTuber/podcaster was introduced to me by my craveman and a half brother and I enjoyed  watching john Ballen talk to about the strange dark and mysterious stories that I come to love.  He would talk about the creepiest an entertaining things that I wanted to learn about. Though my caveman brother was abusive, I looked to Ballen to keep me sane, other than with writing.  I wanted to be a YouTuber/podcaster so bad with some thing that was eating my brain.  So I would tried many times until I thought of a concept!  It was these real life creepy pasta stories that would not just keep me sane but would get me back to horror/creepypasta!   Though I heard the term Creepypasta  when dealing with sirenhead, this tickled my fantasy!  Though caveman enjoyed the stories about Sasquatch I loved everything else that was told to me.   And the fact of the matter is that I had drawing a picture of Ballen, I like his content very much, and even sent it to him on instagram!  That being said with his strange, dark and mysterious stories would give me a beacon of hope.  Just like when I was a young kid and being abused by the school I sought refuge in horror and creepy pasta as well!  Though the form of goosebumps and Stephan king!     Though I read Stephan king as a 4 year old.  That being said my father would read the book to me, then we would trade sentences and then I was reading. 

This was great until, the school started in on conformity and their pro-bullying ways.   That was when I started to listen to music.  These are the things that would keep me alive when I need inspiration!  Though I love Mr. Ballen’s stories, they are very entertaining and might I suggest that he go on Netflix or Disney plus to tell his stories too!  This would make a good goddamn show, not just a podcast!   

This is why I love being creative because of people like Mr, Ballen.

Keep telling those stories